DOLL HOARDER. Nuff said.

Phyllis here is a sweet old lady that HOARDS FUCKING DOLLS. A&E claims she has hundreds of thousands of them. I doubt there's several hundreds of thousands of them, but there's at least 50k in there.

The creepiest part is that Phyllis sees nothing wrong with her "collection." She thinks they're a way to make her crazy batshit happy. Actually, no, the creepiest part is her doll hospital. She collects dolls, mutilates them, and sews their parts to other dolls. She gives one doll a hand transplant that closely resembles one of Kristen Wiig's infamous characters. To quote dear old Phyllis,

"People wait for donors, right? Like a kidney donor, right? Ok. What's the difference between my little doll waiting for a hand donor, right?"

Uh, hold up Phyllis. I can see a lot of differences there. For one, people don't donate hands. And second, dolls don't need transplants of any kind BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ALIVE PHYLLIS. They're dolls.

Wait though, the creepiest part of this whole thing is really Phyllis's son. I can't really blame him, but whyyy is he still living there?

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